Una atractiva rubia española llegó al casino.
Parecía estar algo borracha y apostó 20.000 € en una sola jugada a los dados.
En eso dijo: “Espero no se molesten, pero siento que tengo más suerte si estoy completamente desnuda”.
Así pues, se quitó toda la ropa, tiró los dados diciendo :
“Vamos !. . . vamos!… que mami necesita ropa nueva ! ! !”.
Cuando el dado se detuvo, empezó a dar saltos y gritó :
“Si ! ! ! . . . si ! ! ! . . . GANÉEEE ! ! !”.
Abrazó a los empleados; a cada uno de los jugadores; recogió sus ganancias, su ropa y se fué rápidamente.
Todos se miraron boquiabiertos . . . Finalmente uno de los empleados preguntó :
“¿ . . . y qué número salió ?.
El otro contestó : “No sé; pensé que tú estabas mirando ! ! !”.

– No todas las españolas son borrachas.
– No todas las rubias son tontas.
– Pero todos los Hombres son IGUALITOS, IGUALITOS, IGUALITOS ! ! ! . .



Atención con esto de la nueva ley contra el maltrato animal no ? se le podrá jalar el rabo a la ternera. No se puede amarrar el perro, ni agarrar al toro por los cuernos. Ni tocarle los huevos al águila ? Ni dejar gato ? encerrado…Mucho menos hacerse el chancho xq lo acusan de suplantacion d identidad, y absolutamente prohibido ahorcar el pato..??

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Ivan Madrigal #exitosoivan #ticomagnate ..is a costarican, meaning that I live in Costa Rica. Graduated as an industrial engineer and later worked for my father businesses before having the great opportunity to have a small internship in England, at the company Vinten Broadcast that manufactures equipment for the broadcasting industry. After that I decided to learn another language and tried French. However the unstable labor market here forced me to try other career paths like sales and marketing, which I now self-study or implement. Also developed more experience in Customer Service at several Call centers like at IBM Business Transformation, working as Payroll manager for a company that downsized me, named Dana Corporation... later at Fujitsu, where its big account BellSouth, moved to other country.. and finally Hewlett Packard within their biggest account: Pfizer. Because I didn't want to miss my experience at UK dealing with broadcasting, I studied this career at INA which graduates high level technicians for Central America. Nevertheless, I am trying to make multinational companies recognize my degrees, and get in a position were I can be more productive and creative. But the truth, the best way to show my potential is by owning my business and create presence by networking with people. That´s why I am here, because I need to move on, leave my country for many years, and challenge my skills using new languages that I can learn gradually. There seems to be many obstacles for me to achieve this, but I will deal with this using time management and other tools. I wonder, when will be the time when I recover completly from my motorcycle accident and win the trial, before walking normally with a cane and finally dance... dance with the wolves. The wolves that are in MySpace and Facebook, for example, where I am profiled.