Todo el mundo se pregunta: ¿por qué los Terroristas Musulmanes están siempre dispuestos a volarse en pedazos?

1- No hay putas.
2- Prohibido beber.
3- No hay bares.
4- Prohibida la televisión y los juegos.
5- Prohibido navegar en Internet.
6- Prohibidas las fiestas.
7- Prohibido tocar el claxon del carro cuando se te atraviesa un hijo de puta.
8- Prohibido comer chicharrón.
9- Arena por todos lados y ni un culo en Tanga.

10- En los oasis no se puede pescar.
11-Prohibido tener sexo antes del matrimonio.
12- Sábanas en vez de Jeans, ni siquiera los viernes.
13- Tienen como mínimo 10 suegras.
14- Las mujeres no se pueden afeitar sus genitales y tienen prohibido ducharse.

15- No hay Radio, Youtube, Spotify, Sky, etc.
16- Las parrilladas son de carne de burro o de camello.
17- No ven una teta ni por casualidad!
18- A tu esposa la eligen otros.
19-Tu esposa se mantiene tan tapada que luego de seis meses te das cuenta que tiene barba y huevos.

De pronto, alguien te dice que el profeta promete que cuando mueras explotado irás al paraíso y tendrás todo lo que soñaste y no tuviste en la tierra.

Ahora, de verdad…pero de verdad…dime: no te colgarías dinamita hasta en las bolas????

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Ivan Madrigal #exitosoivan #ticomagnate a costarican, meaning that I live in Costa Rica. Graduated as an industrial engineer and later worked for my father businesses before having the great opportunity to have a small internship in England, at the company Vinten Broadcast that manufactures equipment for the broadcasting industry. After that I decided to learn another language and tried French. However the unstable labor market here forced me to try other career paths like sales and marketing, which I now self-study or implement. Also developed more experience in Customer Service at several Call centers like at IBM Business Transformation, working as Payroll manager for a company that downsized me, named Dana Corporation... later at Fujitsu, where its big account BellSouth, moved to other country.. and finally Hewlett Packard within their biggest account: Pfizer. Because I didn't want to miss my experience at UK dealing with broadcasting, I studied this career at INA which graduates high level technicians for Central America. Nevertheless, I am trying to make multinational companies recognize my degrees, and get in a position were I can be more productive and creative. But the truth, the best way to show my potential is by owning my business and create presence by networking with people. That´s why I am here, because I need to move on, leave my country for many years, and challenge my skills using new languages that I can learn gradually. There seems to be many obstacles for me to achieve this, but I will deal with this using time management and other tools. I wonder, when will be the time when I recover completly from my motorcycle accident and win the trial, before walking normally with a cane and finally dance... dance with the wolves. The wolves that are in MySpace and Facebook, for example, where I am profiled.