–¿Hola, Pizza Hut?
–No, señor. Pizzería UPAD.
–Ah, discúlpeme… marqué mal…
–No señor, marcó bien. el gobierno de Costa Rica expropió la cadena Pizza Hut.
–Ah, bueno… entonces anote mi pedido, por favor…
–¿Lo mismo de siempre?
–¿Y usted cómo sabe lo que pido yo?
–Según su calle y su número de depto y las últimas 12 veces usted ordenó una napolitana grande con jamón.
–Sí, esa quiero…
–¿Me permite sugerirle una pizza sin sal, con ricota, brocoli y tomate seco?
–¡No! Detesto las verduras.
–Su colesterol no es bueno, señor.
–¿Y usted cómo sabe?
–Cruzamos datos con la CCSS y tenemos los resultados de sus últimos 7 análisis de sangre. Acá me sale que sus triglicéridos tienen un valor de 180 mg/DL y su LDL es de…
–¡Basta, basta! ¡Quiero la napolitana! ¡Yo tomo mi medicamento!
–Perdón, señor, pero según nuestra base de datos no la toma regularmente. La última caja de Lipitor de 30 comprimidos que usted compró en Farmacia del Valle fue el pasado 2 de diciembre a las 3.26 pm.
–¡Pero compré más en otra farmacia!
–Los datos de sus consumos con tarjeta de crédito no lo demuestran.
–¡Pagué en efectivo, tengo otra fuente de ingresos!!!
–Su última declaración de ingresos no lo demuestra. No queremos reportarlo y que tenga problemas con Hacienda , señor…
–¡ Ya no quiero nada ! ! !
–Perdón, señor, sólo queremos ayudarlo.
–¿Ayudarme? ¡Estoy harto del Gobierno! Me voy a ir a una isla sin internet, cable ni telefonía celular.
–Comprendo, señor, pero aquí me sale que su pasaporte esta vencido hace 5 meses!!

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Ivan Madrigal #exitosoivan #ticomagnate ..is a costarican, meaning that I live in Costa Rica. Graduated as an industrial engineer and later worked for my father businesses before having the great opportunity to have a small internship in England, at the company Vinten Broadcast that manufactures equipment for the broadcasting industry. After that I decided to learn another language and tried French. However the unstable labor market here forced me to try other career paths like sales and marketing, which I now self-study or implement. Also developed more experience in Customer Service at several Call centers like at IBM Business Transformation, working as Payroll manager for a company that downsized me, named Dana Corporation... later at Fujitsu, where its big account BellSouth, moved to other country.. and finally Hewlett Packard within their biggest account: Pfizer. Because I didn't want to miss my experience at UK dealing with broadcasting, I studied this career at INA which graduates high level technicians for Central America. Nevertheless, I am trying to make multinational companies recognize my degrees, and get in a position were I can be more productive and creative. But the truth, the best way to show my potential is by owning my business and create presence by networking with people. That´s why I am here, because I need to move on, leave my country for many years, and challenge my skills using new languages that I can learn gradually. There seems to be many obstacles for me to achieve this, but I will deal with this using time management and other tools. I wonder, when will be the time when I recover completly from my motorcycle accident and win the trial, before walking normally with a cane and finally dance... dance with the wolves. The wolves that are in MySpace and Facebook, for example, where I am profiled.